Sometimes you just can't help knowing what's going on in your bit of the world, even tho you've no interest in it. I do not follow football (soccer). I don't know the rules of football. No-one in our house watches football on TV, or goes to see a match.
If you live in Edinburgh it's pretty inescapable however that there are two big football clubs. One called Hibernian (Hibs), and the other Heart of Midlothian (Hearts). They are huge rivals. I know where the two big football stadiums are, but I'm not sure which belongs to which club. Nor could I tell you the colour of their football strips.
But thanks to the notice in the window of a pub in Broughton Street, I am now informed that Hibs is looking for a new manager.
(edited to say that football evidently confuses me so much that I forgot to put a title to this post.)